Dear Mr McEwan, I’ve registered a company Tamma Talking Drum with companies House. I’m working – Ross McEwan email address

Carl sent a message to Ross McEwan – CEO, Royal Bank of Scotland – Email Address that said:

Dear Mr McEwan,

I've registered a company Tamma Talking Drum with companies House. Im working on a film script at the moment, a trilogy. I have 2000 story concepts on my pc and Im intending to go into films and submit to the producers of the next Star Trek series next year.

I've just tried to switch to a business account with Natwest and I told them my company would have an adult media division. I have just as many concepts for adult as SF and would like to run a chain of restaurants and bars too and maybe lapdancing bars. As well as produce adult erotica.

I was told by my local branch Natwest would deal with this.

I don't think this is true. There are 850 000 account s with Natwest, adult erotica is one of the largest markets in the world and lapdancing clubs are respectable, business men visit them and are seen as a bedrock of family and marital life now and society too.

I can assure when and if I run a lapdancing bar, and produce adult, it will be to coin the Carlsberg slogan, 'probably the best adult in the world.

I would like to open a business account with Natwest. Please help.

Yours,

Carl

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